This Kind Of Stuff Just Writes Itself
Joey has taken to using the following phrases in the past couple of days:
“Back in the day”
“Keeping it real”
I feel it is vital that I share this information with the good people of the Eastern Shore.
I think that Little Joey has noticed my lack of posting this summer and thinks that he can swoop in and steal my position as the Eastern Shore Blog Representative for Minorities and their Advancement. I will not stand for his blatant grab for power and his last hope for credibility by Little Joey.
Is Joey auditioning for a gig at the Source now?
On behalf of all minorities, I ask that Lil’ Bow Wow Albero quit frontin’ on a brotha and his peeps and to learn his role. He better check himself before he wrecks himself. Dont hate the player, hate the game.
Quick, somebody overflow a dumpster to distract him.
*In a follow up to a story previously brought to you by the Daily Idiot Times, the people have still not been made aware of the civilian attire of Sheriff Lewis, and most importantly if he is a boxer or bikini brief man. It has been DAYS and Salisbury News has yet to report on this. Little Joey’s Press Pass isn’t worth the crayons it is drawn with for letting this huge story slide.