Zoo and City Says to Cops: Let Them Eat Cake


If I were Joey and wanted to write another attack against the zoo and the city officials with whom I have a personal vendetta against, I would start with a vague call for higher pay for local cops. I would be sure to use a lazy and unimaginative literary tool such as writing to the Mayor in the voice of the new police chief. I would assume that when I nailed the assignment to write in another individual’s voice in 4th grade, I could so nail it now! (Ironically this piece is the highest level of writing and reasoning used on his site to date. Way to step up the game Joey!)

I would make unsupported and wholly arbitrary propositions that random line items in the entire city budget, conveniently supported by those I am against, was the reason for low pay for the officers. However, I would leave the bulk of my hypothetical screed to the mayor (and I mean lets be serious here, it is a complete fantasy scenario as old Joey Boy would never subjugate himself to a woman) against the obvious excesses of the zoo. How dare they improve that zoo without me? Mostly I will be upset that it is for the upcoming budget so that I cannot personally inject myself in depth into the process. Now, if they were to postpone the projects for, say, 2 years, then maybe I will allow the money to be spent so that I can expose how that zoo guy is screwing it all up.