Red Net Alert

Local blogger spotted having dirtier shoes than "homeless" man. Joey must be too busy not fact-checking all the stories/rumors he has been posting lately to keep a moderately presentable appearance.

A tip for my main man Joey:

While the mayor's decision to wear shorts in public may or may not be of a journalistic nature, if you choose to make such vital attacks it is probably best to not present yourself resembling a rumpled sack of potatoes.

At some point in every man's life he needs to take a long hard look in the mirror and realize that his body just isn't what it used to be. I unfortunately think that pretty soon Joey needs to sit himself down for a much needed talk with himself (about his appearance. When the other voices in his head are done, of course). It is at least time to untuck that (CJ!) t-shirt buddy, as it is like framing a turd.

I have known many journalists, and they aren't exactly known for their cutting edge sense of style. But would it kill you to at least look more presentable than a "homeless" man getting arrested, pretty please?